Blogust & Everything After

So nothing very exciting has happened lately but something out of the ordinary did happen and Nevada suggested I post about it. If you are very sensitive you may not want to keep reading this.

I was at Starbucks the other day and I had to pee. So I walked through the mall where Starbucks was and on my way my body told me that I needed to do a bit more than pee. So I got there and checked to see if the stalls had toilet paper and they did, bonus. (Sometimes it's bring your own in Taiwan) But the toilets were squatters. Which isn't so good. I really had to go at this point so I went ahead. I've only used a squatter 2 times before and it had worked out fine but this time was about to be an exception. I got in position and let 'er go. I heard some plopage and so I thought it was all good. Then I turned around to find that half of it had missed. OOPS! The squatter (which is very similar to the ninth picture down on this link) has this urinal type metal flushing unit and the other half of my "stuff" had landed all over it. No big deal I'll just do my best to clean it up, right. But I had just finished off the toilet paper in my stall. I waited in mission impossible mode until I couldn't hear any other action in the bathroom. I quickly exited and grabbed all the toilet paper from the next stall. I got back and did my best to clean it up. Afterwards I stealthy left the stall. I then washed my hands more meticously than ever and headed back to Starbucks. Oh the Asian adventures continue even after a year and a half....